The corniest of holidays

Well, I'll be leaving tomorrow morning for my Christmas holiday break, so I leave you with a somewhat creepy no-flash picture of the Christmas lights outside my house. I hope everyone has a great holiday, and I look forward to 2007, who's motto should be "It Can't Possibly Get Any Worse." (didn't 2006 have a similar motto?)

Here's to staring down the latter part of the Crap Decade and saying "you can't get me down, I have blurry photos of decorative lights!"

HACK COUGH COUGH

So it appears I caught TB. Spent last weekend in a Russian prison. At least I got a cool tattoo of an eagle eating a bear out of the harrowing ordeal!

No, actually, that's not true at all. The only thing that is true is that I've had a bad cough for the past week plus. I had a little adventure going to the doctor's office yesterday, what with juggling my schedule at work just so I could go, being asked to reschedule the appointment, and having to wait 45 minutes anyways. The verdict: I have a sinus infection. So now I'm on an antibiotic for the next ten days, and all I can taste is cough drops.

Can you drink on amoxicillin? Our holiday party is tonight after work.

LO-COST MEAT

Well, it's done - my secret mission to the West Coast has been completed. Yeah, I'm still a little wary of blabbing about the details online. Most of you probably know what's up, but if you dying to find out, drop me a line and I'll explain.

Bottom line: WE NEED MORE MEAT FOR THE STREET