The next Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States of America should be Mr. Benjamin A. Scales, Esquire! He will dispense immediately with all stupid stuff from the Constitution, and ensure that no more stupid stuff gets added.
Wow, I can't believe that is the only picture I have of Ben. He will no doubt exile me to Canada once he does rise to power.
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Could be worse. Exile to Canada has been sounding better and better to me for years.
Unfortunately, since Mr. Scales himself has already been exiled to the great northern tundra (near Plattsburgh, as it turns out-- who knew?), he has no internet access and will never see this tribute. So we're all safe. Maybe if nominated he'll have to make a terrifying mountainside descent to be sworn in like TR in 1901... (I've been reading too much "Assassination Vacation" recently, sorry)...
Yeah, except I emailed it to him at his job. I couldn't help myself - I'm like a puppy sniffing at the mess it made on the living room rug.
That is a wholly revolting mental picture, mister Roman....
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