Shiny new "lifestyle accessory" (?)

Is it really a lifestyle accessory, or is it just a darn music player? At any rate, I recently realized my old iPod was approaching the age of five - that's probably unheard of for a digital music player. I also noticed that the battery life was never very good and that storage was dwarfed by the contemporary generation. So I bought a new iPod this weekend. And the cosmos restored balance by breaking my garage door. How about that?