As I've passively watched it unfold while CNN is on in the background, buzzing along like an annoying gnat, I've been trying to think of a single word to describe the Republican convention and campaign for president this year, but I haven't been able to narrow it down to just one all-encompassing term. Suggestions are welcome. I'll get you started:
desperate
deplorable
shameful
outmoded
craven
The Corn Blog has no problem whatsoever endorsing Barack Obama, though we wish that he had considered raising Orville Redenbacher from the dead as his running mate.
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"I'm struck by the narcissism and banality of so many personal blogs." - Blaise Cronin, Professor and Dean, Information Science, Indiana University. Is corn the most banal thing possible? Certainly it's not narcissistic to think about and talk about corn. Perhaps I skew 100% banal, 0% narcissistic, then. So here it is - some thoughts about corn. Enjoy. It's nutritious!
8 comments:
I'm going with counterproductive, with the caveat that one word just can't do it justice.
Yeah, how does one sum up "cynically theatrical due to lack of any real solutions to the issues, other than what has already failed for the last two and a half decades" in one word?
Palin.
Orville Redenbacher is from Valpo.
Obama could use some help in Indiana - now I'm totally convinced that he should have picked ol' Orville instead of Leatherface.
Larry Bird could probably have delivered Indiana. Michael Jordan, North Carolina. But my sleeper pick was Bernie Kosar, since Ohio is the critical state this cycle. Why doesn't anyone listen?!?!?!?!
We always wondered if Bernie Kosar was Ukrainian...
I know that I am allergic to Fleas which are kinda like Ticks, except they bring plauge not sterile genitalia. I know that that only way to stop either is to "Burn" them away. Shame Deception Integrity Love What does that mean when eliminating Ticks? Does how we comport ourselves around insects determine ourself worth, our worthiness to be a leader the leader of men and women? I am not sure.
I know too that if I were a flea competeing fo the last scrap of flesh to feast upon to propgate my own genetic uniqueness I would not hesitate to use any mentod available to me to ensure its achievement. To that end, he is not a flea and a man wouldn't use employ a shotgun if he were surrounded by snipers
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