I don't know how many of you are baseball fans.... well, I suppose I should, since you're my friends and all, but still. If you've been paying attention to the baseball season, there have been a lot of interesting developments and more than just the usual teams are contending, especially in the American League. So here it is, my prediction for how the season will end. You can thank me (or spank me) in October:
The Los Angeles Angels of Cucamonga, er, I mean Anaheim, will pull out an underdog World Series victory. Owner Arte Moreno will hold a grand victory celebration in downtown Los Angeles, surrounded by hundreds of Angels fans screaming with delight and thousands of Dodgers fans howling for his blood. The team will receive personal congratulations from Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger in front of the imposing phallic facade of LA City Hall. It will mark the ultimate triumph of commerce over tradition.
My god, it will be glorious!
And by glorious I mean HORRIFYING.
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"I'm struck by the narcissism and banality of so many personal blogs." - Blaise Cronin, Professor and Dean, Information Science, Indiana University. Is corn the most banal thing possible? Certainly it's not narcissistic to think about and talk about corn. Perhaps I skew 100% banal, 0% narcissistic, then. So here it is - some thoughts about corn. Enjoy. It's nutritious!
3 comments:
Roman,
Entirely unrelated to the post at hand, how are you getting the smaller font for the last lines of the last couple of posts? I tried to shrink some font on my page with the usual html tags, and couldn't get it to show up past the preview thingy.
Up in the toolbar of the create/edit post window, there's a dropdown menu for text size. They try to make Blogger idiot proof, which is why sometimes when you think too hard about things, they don't work. Don't feel bad, though - I've had similar experiences.
Ah, cool. Clearly I have managed to be a better idiot than they were counting on.
Thanks.
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